Lady Lucinda

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT …. PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING CAREFULLY; MY AVAILABILITY IS LISTED ON MY PROFILE BELOW ,AND UPDATED DAILY. IF THE DATE ISN'T LISTED, I AM NOT AVAILABLE. DUE TO TIME-WASTERS I DO NOT TAKE BOOKINGS MORE THAN A FEW DAYS IN ADVANCE. IT IS ESSENTIAL THAT YOU READ MY PROFILE THOROUGHLY BEFORE MAKING CONTACT. IDIOTS, TIME-WASTERS, CRUDE OR OFFENSIVE MESSAGES,OR PEOPLE WHO CANT READ PROPERLY WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY DELETED WITHOUT RESPONSE AND BLOCKED * I have now resumed my previously popular Blogs and will endeavour to post at regular intervals when I have something worthwhile to say. If you would like to keep ‘abreast!’ with my thoughts and observations please tick the box on the ‘Blogs’ tab to be advised when a new Blog is posted. *I am constantly amazed at the number of people who don’t bother to read properly. Like the one I’ve just received asking if I offer half-hour appointments. If this profile in any way suggests I offer a ‘shag and go’ service, then clearly you have a problem interpreting plain English. NEW BLOG ‘DOES SIZE MATTER?’ Hello Gentlemen MEET & GREET THE DOUBLE Gs Very attractive mature, blonde British courtesan, owner of a naughty pair of completely natural Double G majestic mammaries. WHY AM I DIFFERENT? You may wonder why I am different to other ladies on this site and call myself a Courtesan? I believe there is a world of difference between someone who offers a mechanical, production-line style ‘personal service’, and a lady who offers a true Girlfriend Experience with plenty of kissing and cuddling, conversation and intimacy. I adore spending time - both intimately and socially - getting to know my ‘gentlemen friends’. I frequently accompany businessmen on weekends away, dinner-dates and other social events, and am equally at home in a cocktail dress as I am in a pair of jeans. Having said that, I love entertaining respectful guys in my private home. I am a very sophisticated, mature, intelligent, educated, articulate, well-spoken and sexy blonde, with a varied background in counselling and events management. I have a fabulous curvy body (size 12) and large, natural, 36GG breasts with shoulder-length blonde hair and ‘come to bed’ eyes. Whilst I would never pretend to have the tight, firm body of someone a lot younger, I have a fabulous, hour-glass figure which still goes in and out in all the right places! I am considered to be extremely attractive (for my age), and many people comment I look more like someone in their early ‘50s or even late ‘40s. I am strictly straight - not ‘bi’ - so please don’t ask me to meet with your girlfriend, wife or female partner. My availability is limited to only one appointment in any one day, so please read my ‘Availability’ section carefully before specifying a time/date for a booking. This is updated daily, and once a booking has been received the available date will be deleted from this section. For this reason, you have no worries about meeting someone on their way out as you are on your way in!! I am not the sort of woman who treats her ‘clients’ like a production line - and I am sure you are not the sort of guy who wants to be treated as such. Neither am I a clock-watcher, so if we over-run a little or you are a few minutes late (as long as you keep me informed), it doesn’t matter. I like to dress in figure-hugging sexy dresses, whilst wearing designer silk and lace lingerie and stockings underneath, so that you can undress me slowly. I have no tattoos or piercings, and respect my body as I trust you do yours. Neither do I smoke or drink alcohol - other than the very occasional glass of wine. My large, private residence is discreet and set back from prying eyes so your anonymity is guaranteed. I do not tour, or sit in a hotel room waiting for ‘punters’ to turn up, so I treat our time together as very special and want it to be for you too. I am very good at putting people at their ease and have a friendly and chatty personality, so if you are shy or nervous, or have been plucking up courage to book an escort, don’t worry - you are in good hands! Sometimes I spend my time with guys who do not wish - or find it difficult - to have full intimacy or who are embarrassed about medical conditions. I am a very understanding, empathetic lady so if this has been holding you back from contacting someone, then please have no fears. ABOUT YOU I am extremely discerning as to the kind of guy with whom I like spending time and will only meet with respectful, intelligent, mature business or professional gentlemen over the age of 45. I am not into ‘quickies’, or 30 minute bookings, or unprotected sex, so do not ask, or your message will be deleted without reply. I also avoid ‘jack-the-lad’ types of men. I much prefer to build up an ongoing ‘friendship’ with the limited number of gentlemen I meet with, so that we are both at ease and comfortable with each other and meet on a semi-regular basis (even if it’s only twice a year). Please also ensure you read my Blog ‘Does Size Matter?’ as I find it too uncomfortable to have intimacy with guys who are blessed with larger-than-average ‘appendages’. I expect you to show me the same courtesy and respect as I give to you, so if you mess me about in any way, ask for a ‘quickie’, or fail to show, I will black-list you and share your details with others. I do not tolerate time-wasters, idiots or no-shows. If you have any negative feed-back as a time-waster - or for anything else - I will not agree to a meeting. However, genuine cancellations do occasionally occur, and I am very understanding - as long as I am given sufficient notice and a genuine reason. When meeting, please ensure you are freshly showered. Body odour will not be tolerated - so deodorant please guys! Please be on time for your appointment - unless you are running late and have the good manners to let me know. However, as I will be freshly out of the shower and getting ready for our special meet, please don’t be too early, as I may not be ready for you. I never wear perfume to avoid any tell-tale traces on you, unless you specifically request me to wear perfume. ’STAY & PLAY’ - OVERNIGHT ACCOMMODATION If you are travelling some distance to visit me, I may be able to offer you overnight accommodation subject to availability as I have a couple of spare rooms which I occasionally list on Air B&B. This will be chargeable at normal accommodation rates, plus a minimum of a 1.5 hour day-time booking. For further info please email. CONDITIONS OF BOOKINGS I do NOT accept ‘same-day’ bookings, or bookings received without an accompanying email. I do NOT meet with guys who have zero ratings, unless you have joined the site very recently and can explain this in your introductory message. This is due to there being a large number of time-wasters. Genuine positive feedback from at least 2 reviews is required. I do NOT meet guys under the age of 40 - preferably 45+. All bookings MUST be confirmed through this site. No booking = no meet. All in-call appointments are for a minimum of 1 hour. If you are not in a hurry, and book me for 2 hours or more, I will invite you to stay for lunch, as well as extending our time together by another 30 minutes at no extra charge. Outcall appointments are for a minimum of 1.5 hours. Due to time-wasters, outcalls only accepted after having previously met. Outcalls within 15 minutes of Cockermouth do not incur travel time charges, but must be for a minimum of 1.5 hours. For further distances, a £15 charge is made for every half-hour travel time, to cover time and fuel costs. Outcalls must be to a hotel. Out of respect to your wife or partner I will not visit your home ‘while the wife is out’. MY AVAILABILITY - UPDATED DAILY - IF THE DATE ISN’T LISTED, I AM NOT AVAILABLE INCALLS Mon 11th May 10-3pm Tu 12th May 10-3pm Th 14th May 10-3pm No further appointments in May until further notice OUTCALLS- AS ABOVE, AS WELL EVENINGS AND WEEKENDS. MINIMUM 1.5 HR HOW TO ARRANGE A MEETING ESSENTIAL - PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING VERY CAREFULLY TO AVOID YOUR MESSAGE BEING DELETED WITHOUT REPLY: All bookings must be by email only through this site. I do not respond to bookings sent without an introductory email. Bookings sent through the Bookings tab with just phone number contact will be deleted without reply. When making initial contact, it is ESSENTIAL that you tell me something about yourself, including age, business/professional background, ethnicity, date and duration of requested appointment, and whether incall or outcall, and your approximate location (just the town - you don’t have to be specific but I need to ensure we are not close neighbours). Your message should read something like; ”Hi Lucinda My name is …. I am a (ethnicity) man and am ….. years old. I live near ….. and work as a …… . I wonder if you have availability on …… day for an incall for …….. hour/s?” I do not respond to overtly sexual messages, so please keep your email to the point by supplying the requested information. Once I have replied and we have confirmed a meet, do not bombard me with messages (or texts if you have my number). I will not enter into ‘ping-pong’ emails by going into details about what I will wear, what I like etc. The information is already on my profile! However if you have a special request please ask in your initial message. If you send me a 1-liner, eg. - ‘r u available?’ ‘where are you?’ …etc, or even a polite ‘Hi are you available today?’without giving me the above information, it demonstrates that you have not read my profile properly. Likewise, ‘Chav’ talk or messages of a crude or overtly sexual content, or sending me a detailed description of your ‘fantasies’ would equally demonstrate we probably would not have a great deal in common to get the most out of our time together. Therefore, I will be equally impolite, and ignore and delete your message. Please also note my rates are non-negotiable. If you send me any abusive messages by email or text these will be immediately reported to the site, and your membership requested to be revoked. Initial contact is by email only, and I reserve the right to refuse to see you if I feel we wouldn’t be compatible. This is to ensure we would enjoy our time together. However, if you take time to send me a polite, informative message, giving me the requested information, I would love to hear from you and will always reply, usually within a couple of hours. If, after discussion, I feel we would not be compatible, I will politely decline to meet. This is to ensure we are on the same ‘wavelength’ , and that we would both enjoy our time spent together so please understand this is as much to save your money as it is to save our time. Once a booking has been agreed, please make a booking commitment through this site by clicking the ‘Make a Booking’ tab at the top of this page. This enables us both to leave feedback. Any bookings received without prior communication between us will be deleted without response. OUR TIME TOGETHER On the day of our appointment I require you to contact me to confirm the appointment is still going ahead. Upon arrival, please pass your token of appreciation to me in an envelope so that we can dispense with any embarrassment, and continue with our ‘never-to-be-forgotten’ intimate liaison. I like to start our meet with a nice cup of coffee or tea so that we can chat and ‘break the ice’ to help allay any nerves, and I don’t mind adding this time onto your booking free of charge. We can then take things further at whatever pace we both feel comfortable, with plenty of kissing and cuddling. I love kissing! After this initial ‘ice-breaker’ we can move somewhere more intimate and see what happens … However please respect my ‘likes’ and ‘dislikes’ to avoid embarrassment. If you are unsure, we can discuss our personal boundaries when we meet. FUTURE BOOKINGS If, after our first meet, we feel there is sufficient chemistry to enjoy future meets, these can be arranged directly by phone or text. However this will be as much my choice as yours, and if I did not feel comfortable I will refuse to meet again. After our meet, when a booking has been created, we will be able to leave feedback for each other. Please do not make any specific references to anything which may have occurred of a sexual nature. Not only do I find this in bad taste, but it also may be rejected by this site, which moderates all feedback. Likewise, please do not post a ‘Field Report’. I find these tacky and degrading, and remind you that I offer a Girlfriend Experience not a Pornstar experience! What occurs between us stays between us. If you can comply with my simple requests, I am sure we will thoroughly enjoy our time together, so do make contact. I look forward very much to hearing from you. Love, Lucinda xx AN APOLOGY Since my last registration on this site, the system has changed, and more intimate photos can only appear on a Private Gallery. I did not realise that this was chargeable and have only transferred one photo onto this which many of you have accessed. I will put this right by arranging some private photo shoots in the near future and upload more photos onto my Private Gallery. When these are done I will put a note on my profile. If you are a keen photographer and would like to help me with some photos, please get in touch.