Sarakate or the one and kinky *SK*
As Amy Winehouse once said "they tried to make me into a square but I stayed a triangle" 📐
Good afternoon 🌞 Back home in Chester for a short time. Located at my exquisite penthouse just off pepper st, parking 🅿️ directly outside, yippee!
I am a verified athletic fit, tanned and spirited English girl , Reliable as the Haggis on Burns night, a chatterbox like Zebbedi and a body as sleek as the Jaguar F-type with a ride in dynamic mode . Steamy like a hard top with the heat on maximum, or slow, super cool and sensual like a convertible .
Hand on heart I have never appeared on page three or received an invite to the oval room of the white house, my guests have commented how my looks are similar to one of the presenter's of loose woman.
One of my biggest highlights was modelling for a cheese company playing the milking maiden
HOW TO BOOK: Gents who are members a booking is preferred on the site booking form but only once we have agreed a mutual time, please do not place a random booking.
The booking system gives confidence from both sides that the booking is confirmed and agreed.
Non members are always welcome to initially text then follow up with a call for availability on the day, cheers.
* Half hours are occasionally available hence I do not openly advertise on the rates chart. Please call at you convenience om the day,*.
PAYMENT FOR TIME GUIDE £ $ E. Good old style 'Cash is King' is always welcome. Being in the digital age bank transfer is also most acceptable, the payment needs to be shown as transferred before you arrive
The rates shown below are fully inclusive and very fair in a world of bonking prices
Here is a short outline of my main experiences on offer but read on for more informed details
AROMATHERAPY MASSAGE ( not just with utilising my hands)
BULLET DILDO TRAINING ( Good good good vibrations)
COCK AND BALL TORTURE
DIRTY TALK ( KINGS English of course)
FOOT FETISH
KNICKER SNIFFING
LAUGHING always!
LIGHT BDSM(paddle and floggers)
MUTUAL BATHING
OLD SCHOOL SNOGGING
PROSTATE MASSAGE
RIMMING ( the best a man and woman can get)
STRAPOM (up the alamo)
TICKLING (hehe)
WATER SPORTS ( not sailing or kayaking)
WRESTLING HOLDS ( they say I am related to giant haystacks!)
*Never any extras to pay unlike Ryanair*
And for the boring small print I do not offer the following.
ANAL PENETRATION nnoooo
BARABACK (goes without saying)
DEEP FINGERING( finger nails, ouch.)
GAGGING , DEEP THROAT not for me.
SEX IS ALWAYS GREAT, but SEXUAL KINKS are COSMIC ..
The birds are singing and nights are getting longer, this means only one thing? Bikini line needs to be prepared hehe, the spring is beautiful and so are the locations for my spring tour, really excited to be heading up to Keswick in the Lakes, and returning to Sheffield all booked for the first part of May.
Fell running competition's are really heating up, racing most weekends , I even won my category a few weeks back.
⭐️SINGLE OR DOUBLE⭐️ I know what you are thinking? Does she mean one or two or threesome or foursome, well that is part of the equation but not really my point in this paragraph.
We are talking Whisky or is that Whiskey, I reckon the first spelling is correct. For me it must be a single malt, unable to get my taste palate to mixed malt.
My favourite is from the West side of Scotland, the gentle peaty taste caressing the back of the throat.
I am the proud owner of a couple of barrels from a famous Speyside distillery although on the look out for a good investment for a Jura golden liquid.
There are other things that tickle the back of my throat if Whisky is not your tipple, read on and find out.
Escorting has played a massive part of my working life, from the city of London that I played around for eight years leading to trips to Switzerland, USA, and the canary island's, that I have visited regularly and had the most fantastic time spending time with my guests.
My Personality is one of laughing and sardonic humour i suppose a bit of a silly Billy with finesse and knowledge about the book of life, Not following the flock and having a profession that is slightly obscured from the norm suits me down to the ground, guess that makes me left field, a role in the film 'brief encounter' was made for me seduction with style.
The next question is am I a red or a blue. The answer is two fold. Red in my heart, blue in my mind, you must be close to working out where i grew up, you know what I mean like! I attended the local comprehensive school and had a normal run of the mill upbringing.
All was to change when I was offered a place at Durham university, In the process of being a poor student in financial terms, I started offering the Geordie men happy ending massage services which very rapidly expanded to a full personal service. After many chip, sausage and gravy dinners I graduated, in fact my degree certificate should have been inscribed 'SK A first in wanking, in fact I gained a masters in Bio mechanics most apt for my chosen profession do you not think?.
Moving on from uni I lectured to under and post graduate medical students, directed a local private health care company and trained as a personal fitno make it my main stay. So with SK think bottoms up with lots of giggles.
The Original author on wiki-how of the piece ' be a professional escort' viewed over one million times, it’s a ‘blow-by-blow account’, on how to get ahead in the ‘Adult’ industry I also blog (here) on AW when my inner muse allows.
I have various looks and attire that I pull off with ease from leather clad biker chic to classy showing a bit milf, just peruse my free gallery at your leisure. All my video clips are taken with real time guests and give a great sense of what could be involved in a meeting.
My private gallery and movie clips are regularly updated, all are real time from visiting Gents just like you and leave nothing to the imagination take a peek if you dare!.
For further authenticity of my services my new private website is available to view, click the link at the lower right hand side of this page.
***And now for some Very recent extracts from feedback reports***
Smiler 59 16/01/2024
SK is just like her terrific pictures and was provided a warm, friendly and welcoming entrance.she was wearing a lovely silky dress which showed off her strongly athletic figure and delicious boobs.
Trevtees 09/04.24I
like being sat on so she sat on my back, sat on my chest , sat on my head and the best of all she sat her lovely bum right on my face. I like being pinned down so she put me in various wresting hold.
Davie 05/03/24
Loves to give and her dirty talk is up there with the best. Her figure is stunning and she certainly knows how to turn a guy on. Sara’s rimming skills are fantastic you can tell she really enjoys giving and receiving. It’s an experience never to be forgotten.
The 'R' sport, now as much as I could woffle on about this car and in particular the gorgeous sexy F- type I have been told by many a gent that my 'R' thing, the rimming service is like nothing they have ever experienced anywhere. My exploring tongue will enter where the sun does not shine unless you can sunbath whilst doing a handstand? not just a quick lick then turn around, it is a kinky and orgasmic tongue fuck with the occasional suck to really make your heart miss a beat, my tongue swishing at your every bit, i promise you can forget about the F- type 550 bhp turn of speed this will make you explode in the blink of an eye. 101% hygiene is required for this service, the local Dynorod number can be found in the local press, no excuses on this rule.
what kind of gents turns me on? intellect, modesty and an educated mind are high on the agenda that is definitely a huge attraction. I meet gentlemen who spend time with me that reside as far away as Australia and the USA of course they do not travel specially for me but make a beeline when in town, quite humbling although I am not complacent as you are only as good as yesterday, so Fish and chip entrepreneur or Mr universe are most welcome, think kinky but think exciting with SK.
I understand that each individual has different sexual excitement and this is catered for in bundles. I enjoy having a hot soapy bath together if time allows this is a great way of getting quite steamed up and rather intimate, as is a nude body to body massage with oil, nothing like a soft toned body caressing your every part. Kissing but not sloppy please, love making with lots of eye contact this has to be just the best way of spending time together.
I am a total petrol head and really quite sad as i continue to watch top gear on Dave that is Dave the TV station not on top of Dave! must say though the original trio of presenters will always be the best, the race between the Bugatti Veron and the plane from London to France is my favourite episode, always in fits of laughter when May tells Clarkson he does not have a license to fly at night, hilarious. The Jaguar brand is my favourite, my pride and joy being the owner of an XE, 0-60 six sex, you know what i mean.
Music wise and to relax apart from blowing my ears out with rock or dance music if it makes me feel tingly it makes sense to listen, .Ludovico Einaudi - I Giorni is a piece I relax with a cuppa the music from Spectre is amazing as is the dance singer karen Harding.
Hopefully by my pictures you may realise health and fitness are high on my personal agenda, I train nearly everyday including, weight lifting, boxing, fell running and mountain trekking. I have a soft spot for the Clwydian range a great place for fell running, recently I did a tour of Macclesfield one of my regular locations and really enjoyed the East Cheshire peak district. Afternoon tea is my favourite tipple i just adore fat rascal cakes, especially at Bettys Harrogate. Best love song for a slow dance at the end of a night is Barry White cant get enough of your love.
I am a bit of a history buff especially the Stuart's and Tudors, what a load of naughty people they were, wife swapping and lots of how's your father here and there, you see it has always been going on and i say may it continue.
This dry humour that I adore is almost as good as pussy Galore introducing herself after Bond wakes up from a knock to the head, gosh that name is good. The new Bond film has been viewed and first thoughts are not very good, it seemed to be all over the place and Bond looked a complete wreck.
So the middle woman what does all that mean? well first I am extremely discreet whilst going around my business, I would like to think that butter would not melt in my mouth, when residing and meeting in a hotel or the beautiful apartments that I ply my trade it is of utmost importance I conduct myself in a business etiquette staying invisible and discreet, think of SK 'as your what you need in life girl' passion, Kink and exploration of new experiences all without the texting and drama that goes with a traditional date the 'middle woman' a totally reliable quantity no guessing at what may or may not occur and certainly much better value then a risky first date. A purring smile, a cheeky wink, and naughty thoughts, plus you get what you want at the end with a cuppa and cake thrown in, who said you cannot have your cake and eat it? well it may be just a chocolate finger.
I sometimes think these two very different sensations are my most enjoyable to receive and to give they come very close to the R sport sensation.
I have always had a thing for flogging I do possess a brand new tasselled flogger that I use for stimulation of pain and pleasure. In my vast experience of being a guest dom at various London clubs I can use this tool to stimulate in various ways , a nice loud slick crackle or a gentle stroke around various parts, you choose.
The tickle, now that is something for those who know me is an absolute mind blowing delight for me to receive and give if you are brave enough. nails digging sharply into my soles making my erogenous zone go into wild screams of sexual excitement. A bit of biting here and there , and a gentle kiss of the feet to calm me down, lets not forget toe sucking to drive us both wild, if you have never tried the flog and tickle you are in for the best treat ever I promise.
My view is all about those who search and wait, the best is always found. A bit like the that summer holiday to Majorca, arriving at the airport, the plane ride out, unpacking the suitcase and the leap into the blue cool med, FABULOUS.
As Amy Winehouse once said "they tried to make me into a square but I stayed a triangle" 📐
Good afternoon 🌞 Back home in Chester for a short time. Located at my exquisite penthouse just off pepper st, parking 🅿️ directly outside, yippee!
I am a verified athletic fit, tanned and spirited English girl , Reliable as the Haggis on Burns night, a chatterbox like Zebbedi and a body as sleek as the Jaguar F-type with a ride in dynamic mode . Steamy like a hard top with the heat on maximum, or slow, super cool and sensual like a convertible .
The proof of any pudding is definitely in the eating, my profile has raked up 156 in depth and totally independent field reports in addition to nearly 2000 feedback reports. Short feedback reports are an important business builder and really appreciated , field reports really show the energy and uniqueness of my meetings with guests.
Hand on heart I have never appeared on page three or received an invite to the oval room of the white house, my guests have commented how my looks are similar to one of the presenter's of loose woman.
One of my biggest highlights was modelling for a cheese company playing the milking maiden
HOW TO BOOK: Gents who are members a booking is preferred on the site booking form but only once we have agreed a mutual time, please do not place a random booking.
The booking system gives confidence from both sides that the booking is confirmed and agreed.
Non members are always welcome to initially text then follow up with a call for availability on the day, cheers.
* Half hours are occasionally available hence I do not openly advertise on the rates chart. Please call at you convenience om the day,*.
PAYMENT FOR TIME GUIDE £ $ E. Good old style 'Cash is King' is always welcome. Being in the digital age bank transfer is also most acceptable, the payment needs to be shown as transferred before you arrive
The rates shown below are fully inclusive and very fair in a world of bonking prices
Here is a short outline of my main experiences on offer but read on for more informed details
AROMATHERAPY MASSAGE ( not just with utilising my hands)
BULLET DILDO TRAINING ( Good good good vibrations)
COCK AND BALL TORTURE
DIRTY TALK ( KINGS English of course)
FOOT FETISH
KNICKER SNIFFING
LAUGHING always!
LIGHT BDSM(paddle and floggers)
MUTUAL BATHING
OLD SCHOOL SNOGGING
PROSTATE MASSAGE
RIMMING ( the best a man and woman can get)
STRAPOM (up the alamo)
TICKLING (hehe)
WATER SPORTS ( not sailing or kayaking)
WRESTLING HOLDS ( they say I am related to giant haystacks!)
*Never any extras to pay unlike Ryanair*
And for the boring small print I do not offer the following.
ANAL PENETRATION nnoooo
BARABACK (goes without saying)
DEEP FINGERING( finger nails, ouch.)
GAGGING , DEEP THROAT not for me.
SEX IS ALWAYS GREAT, but SEXUAL KINKS are COSMIC ..
April update
The birds are singing and nights are getting longer, this means only one thing? Bikini line needs to be prepared hehe, the spring is beautiful and so are the locations for my spring tour, really excited to be heading up to Keswick in the Lakes, and returning to Sheffield all booked for the first part of May.
Fell running competition's are really heating up, racing most weekends , I even won my category a few weeks back.
⭐️SINGLE OR DOUBLE⭐️ I know what you are thinking? Does she mean one or two or threesome or foursome, well that is part of the equation but not really my point in this paragraph.
We are talking Whisky or is that Whiskey, I reckon the first spelling is correct. For me it must be a single malt, unable to get my taste palate to mixed malt.
My favourite is from the West side of Scotland, the gentle peaty taste caressing the back of the throat.
I am the proud owner of a couple of barrels from a famous Speyside distillery although on the look out for a good investment for a Jura golden liquid.
There are other things that tickle the back of my throat if Whisky is not your tipple, read on and find out.
Escorting has played a massive part of my working life, from the city of London that I played around for eight years leading to trips to Switzerland, USA, and the canary island's, that I have visited regularly and had the most fantastic time spending time with my guests.
My Personality is one of laughing and sardonic humour i suppose a bit of a silly Billy with finesse and knowledge about the book of life, Not following the flock and having a profession that is slightly obscured from the norm suits me down to the ground, guess that makes me left field, a role in the film 'brief encounter' was made for me seduction with style.
The next question is am I a red or a blue. The answer is two fold. Red in my heart, blue in my mind, you must be close to working out where i grew up, you know what I mean like! I attended the local comprehensive school and had a normal run of the mill upbringing.
All was to change when I was offered a place at Durham university, In the process of being a poor student in financial terms, I started offering the Geordie men happy ending massage services which very rapidly expanded to a full personal service. After many chip, sausage and gravy dinners I graduated, in fact my degree certificate should have been inscribed 'SK A first in wanking, in fact I gained a masters in Bio mechanics most apt for my chosen profession do you not think?.
Moving on from uni I lectured to under and post graduate medical students, directed a local private health care company and trained as a personal fitno make it my main stay. So with SK think bottoms up with lots of giggles.
I have various looks and attire that I pull off with ease from leather clad biker chic to classy showing a bit milf, just peruse my free gallery at your leisure. All my video clips are taken with real time guests and give a great sense of what could be involved in a meeting.
My private gallery and movie clips are regularly updated, all are real time from visiting Gents just like you and leave nothing to the imagination take a peek if you dare!.
For further authenticity of my services my new private website is available to view, click the link at the lower right hand side of this page.
***And now for some Very recent extracts from feedback reports***
Smiler 59 16/01/2024
SK is just like her terrific pictures and was provided a warm, friendly and welcoming entrance.she was wearing a lovely silky dress which showed off her strongly athletic figure and delicious boobs.
Trevtees 09/04.24I
like being sat on so she sat on my back, sat on my chest , sat on my head and the best of all she sat her lovely bum right on my face. I like being pinned down so she put me in various wresting hold.
Davie 05/03/24
Loves to give and her dirty talk is up there with the best. Her figure is stunning and she certainly knows how to turn a guy on. Sara’s rimming skills are fantastic you can tell she really enjoys giving and receiving. It’s an experience never to be forgotten.
⭐️ THE 'R' DYNAMIC⭐️
.The 'R' sport, now as much as I could woffle on about this car and in particular the gorgeous sexy F- type I have been told by many a gent that my 'R' thing, the rimming service is like nothing they have ever experienced anywhere. My exploring tongue will enter where the sun does not shine unless you can sunbath whilst doing a handstand? not just a quick lick then turn around, it is a kinky and orgasmic tongue fuck with the occasional suck to really make your heart miss a beat, my tongue swishing at your every bit, i promise you can forget about the F- type 550 bhp turn of speed this will make you explode in the blink of an eye. 101% hygiene is required for this service, the local Dynorod number can be found in the local press, no excuses on this rule.
what kind of gents turns me on? intellect, modesty and an educated mind are high on the agenda that is definitely a huge attraction. I meet gentlemen who spend time with me that reside as far away as Australia and the USA of course they do not travel specially for me but make a beeline when in town, quite humbling although I am not complacent as you are only as good as yesterday, so Fish and chip entrepreneur or Mr universe are most welcome, think kinky but think exciting with SK.
I understand that each individual has different sexual excitement and this is catered for in bundles. I enjoy having a hot soapy bath together if time allows this is a great way of getting quite steamed up and rather intimate, as is a nude body to body massage with oil, nothing like a soft toned body caressing your every part. Kissing but not sloppy please, love making with lots of eye contact this has to be just the best way of spending time together.
⭐️ THE JAG AND THE RASCAL⭐️
I am a total petrol head and really quite sad as i continue to watch top gear on Dave that is Dave the TV station not on top of Dave! must say though the original trio of presenters will always be the best, the race between the Bugatti Veron and the plane from London to France is my favourite episode, always in fits of laughter when May tells Clarkson he does not have a license to fly at night, hilarious. The Jaguar brand is my favourite, my pride and joy being the owner of an XE, 0-60 six sex, you know what i mean.
Music wise and to relax apart from blowing my ears out with rock or dance music if it makes me feel tingly it makes sense to listen, .Ludovico Einaudi - I Giorni is a piece I relax with a cuppa the music from Spectre is amazing as is the dance singer karen Harding.
Hopefully by my pictures you may realise health and fitness are high on my personal agenda, I train nearly everyday including, weight lifting, boxing, fell running and mountain trekking. I have a soft spot for the Clwydian range a great place for fell running, recently I did a tour of Macclesfield one of my regular locations and really enjoyed the East Cheshire peak district. Afternoon tea is my favourite tipple i just adore fat rascal cakes, especially at Bettys Harrogate. Best love song for a slow dance at the end of a night is Barry White cant get enough of your love.
I am a bit of a history buff especially the Stuart's and Tudors, what a load of naughty people they were, wife swapping and lots of how's your father here and there, you see it has always been going on and i say may it continue.
⭐️THE MIDDLE WOMAN⭐️
You have probably worked out that at this stage I am a huge fan of 007, fast cars with lots of wittiness although no relation to Chris Witty, I would play with his ears! what whoppers they are., anyhow just love the bit in Spector when 007 is served with a health drink after visiting Dr Swan, takes one look and suggests to the barman , throw it down the toilet cut out the middle man,This dry humour that I adore is almost as good as pussy Galore introducing herself after Bond wakes up from a knock to the head, gosh that name is good. The new Bond film has been viewed and first thoughts are not very good, it seemed to be all over the place and Bond looked a complete wreck.
So the middle woman what does all that mean? well first I am extremely discreet whilst going around my business, I would like to think that butter would not melt in my mouth, when residing and meeting in a hotel or the beautiful apartments that I ply my trade it is of utmost importance I conduct myself in a business etiquette staying invisible and discreet, think of SK 'as your what you need in life girl' passion, Kink and exploration of new experiences all without the texting and drama that goes with a traditional date the 'middle woman' a totally reliable quantity no guessing at what may or may not occur and certainly much better value then a risky first date. A purring smile, a cheeky wink, and naughty thoughts, plus you get what you want at the end with a cuppa and cake thrown in, who said you cannot have your cake and eat it? well it may be just a chocolate finger.
⭐️ FLOG AND TICKLE⭐️.
I sometimes think these two very different sensations are my most enjoyable to receive and to give they come very close to the R sport sensation.
I have always had a thing for flogging I do possess a brand new tasselled flogger that I use for stimulation of pain and pleasure. In my vast experience of being a guest dom at various London clubs I can use this tool to stimulate in various ways , a nice loud slick crackle or a gentle stroke around various parts, you choose.
The tickle, now that is something for those who know me is an absolute mind blowing delight for me to receive and give if you are brave enough. nails digging sharply into my soles making my erogenous zone go into wild screams of sexual excitement. A bit of biting here and there , and a gentle kiss of the feet to calm me down, lets not forget toe sucking to drive us both wild, if you have never tried the flog and tickle you are in for the best treat ever I promise.
My view is all about those who search and wait, the best is always found. A bit like the that summer holiday to Majorca, arriving at the airport, the plane ride out, unpacking the suitcase and the leap into the blue cool med, FABULOUS.
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I guess a Diva I may be at times being born and bred in Deva the Roman name for Chester, that makes me a Cestrian. Cheshire is a beautiful county in the North West of England, the Northern men are just so dam nice, I think it is the Gaelic aspect I enjoy, as they say anywhere North of Watford gap is the beginning of the hardy North although the Geordies and Yorks people may have their own argument. PMT is soothed as I would drive up the M6 and see the Northern hills, praise the lord I say the green and sexy land of Cheshire.
when not on tour I am based in and around the beautiful walled city of Chester, staying at the occasional hotel and some really quirky apartments and cottages on a rotational basis as to keep my discretion at a maximum. In addition to my home Chester city base I also offer the tour de M6 . The tour de M6 at either Stoke(J15) Warrington (J20) Haydock(J24), Preston,(J32) and a new one Lancaster(j34) keep a look out hopefully this gives you gents who live on the M6 corridor or for those passing through the area a chance for us to meet, the hotels I use are all located close to the motorway network easy peasy, now you do not get that on the train ( may be you do).
I guess a Diva I may be at times being born and bred in Deva the Roman name for Chester, that makes me a Cestrian. Cheshire is a beautiful county in the North West of England, the Northern men are just so dam nice, I think it is the Gaelic aspect I enjoy, as they say anywhere North of Watford gap is the beginning of the hardy North although the Geordies and Yorks people may have their own argument. PMT is soothed as I would drive up the M6 and see the Northern hills, praise the lord I say the green and sexy land of Cheshire.
when not on tour I am based in and around the beautiful walled city of Chester, staying at the occasional hotel and some really quirky apartments and cottages on a rotational basis as to keep my discretion at a maximum. In addition to my home Chester city base I also offer the tour de M6 . The tour de M6 at either Stoke(J15) Warrington (J20) Haydock(J24), Preston,(J32) and a new one Lancaster(j34) keep a look out hopefully this gives you gents who live on the M6 corridor or for those passing through the area a chance for us to meet, the hotels I use are all located close to the motorway network easy peasy, now you do not get that on the train ( may be you do).
The blue diary, i guess this is another name for my hours of meeting, the days of scribbling down appointments on a week to a page format in a letts diary are well and truly over. In general I escort Monday to Thursday and occasionally Friday mornings with a very rare Saturday when possible just to jiggle things up a little. my comfort zone is for day time meetings and early evening. I am absolutely fine with the initial contact by text or mail however and, in the best interest of both parties a quick chat before we actually meet is an excellent introduction to each other and can settle any doubts or nerves. I am always delighted to arrange same day meets if time allows, if you require a specific time on a specific date it is best to prearrange in advance as far ahead as possible by using the booking form.
All mails and messages will receive a speedy reply confirming requested appointments. Clients always comment how swift i communicate, so making that appointment is easy as pie.
Regarding withheld numbers this is a difficult one. I fully understand the need for discretion however I need to feel comfortable and secure with who I decide to meet therefore I am unable to answer withheld numbers.
If my number is not showing on my profile page it means I am on a break.
Now to the the feedback I have received a huge number of escort feedback and over 100 field reports therefore i see no reason to do the numbers game however good quality feedback is always appreciated to reassure potential clients i am still up to scratch. if you have more then two negative ratings I am unable to accept your booking, we all have an off day and to receive a negative feedback something really disastrous must have taken place.
If you call me and find I am engaged I will never contact you back unless a message is received requesting a call or text in return. The last thing I wish is to intrude on any one persons life outside our time;
As you already know I travel extensively from Glasgow in the north to Swindon in the South taking in (pardon the punt) major cities and a couple of surprising destinations. Their are three types of tours, satellite tours which are mainly based in the North West of England locations include Greater Manchester, Manchester city centre, Liverpool, Preston, Haydock, North Staffs and East Cheshire.
The second type of tour are my long distance tours, Destinations include the West and East Midlands, The Cotswolds, Tyneside, Yorkshire, and the occasional dip in Cardiff and Glasgow.
The third type of tour is are the International destinations mainly Geneva in Switzerland and San Francisco in California, these tours are for the discerning gent please enquire for further details.
Accommodation comes in all shapes I try where possible to greet at private apartments but some locations the apartments on offer do not meet my criteria so business hotels are used which have fuss free room access and a private feel to them.
In between my tour dates you are likely to find me in my home city of Chester and East Cheshire , I reside at quirky cottages a penthouse at the top of a castle and the occasional top end business hotel, just call for exact dates...
Do not forget my tours to Timbuktu, Quagadougou and Ulaanbaatar.
CHELTENHAM 22/4 - 26/4 Excellent hotel just off the M5
GENEVA, Switzerland 28/4 - 4/5 Please enquire for details.
KESWICK 6/5- 10/5 A private apartment in town
SHEFFIELD 13/5-17/5 A city centre private apartment
KNUTSFORD 20/5- 24/5 Convenient annex room in the centre of town.
CHESTER . 27/5- 31/5 Usual high end apartment
LEAMINGTON SPA 3/6 - 7/6 My usual apartment by the canal.
PRESTON 10/6 - 14/6 Best hotel just off jc1 M55.
MILTON KEYNES 17/6 21/6 Excellent hotel just outside the city centre
SHREWSBURY 24/6 - 28/6 Usual apartment by the Welsh bridge
SANFRANCISCO 29/6 - 6/7 Please enquire separately.
CHESTER . 8/7 - 12/7. Usual high end apartment
YORK 17/7- 19/7 Apartment just outside the city centre.
SALFORD QUAYS 22/7 - 26/7 Brand new business hotel in the quays
SWINDON 29/7 - 1/8 Hotel just off the M4.
RUNCORN 5/8 - 9/8 North Cheshire tour jct 12 M56 business hotel.
SOLIHULL 12/8 - 15/8 Best hotel in beautiful Solihull
NOTTINGHAM 20/8 - 23/8 Luxury hotel just off jct 26 M1.
CHESTER 27/8 - 31/8 Beautiful cottage in the city centre.
The second type of tour are my long distance tours, Destinations include the West and East Midlands, The Cotswolds, Tyneside, Yorkshire, and the occasional dip in Cardiff and Glasgow.
The third type of tour is are the International destinations mainly Geneva in Switzerland and San Francisco in California, these tours are for the discerning gent please enquire for further details.
Accommodation comes in all shapes I try where possible to greet at private apartments but some locations the apartments on offer do not meet my criteria so business hotels are used which have fuss free room access and a private feel to them.
In between my tour dates you are likely to find me in my home city of Chester and East Cheshire , I reside at quirky cottages a penthouse at the top of a castle and the occasional top end business hotel, just call for exact dates...
Do not forget my tours to Timbuktu, Quagadougou and Ulaanbaatar.
APRIL
CHELTENHAM 22/4 - 26/4 Excellent hotel just off the M5
GENEVA, Switzerland 28/4 - 4/5 Please enquire for details.
MAY
KESWICK 6/5- 10/5 A private apartment in town
SHEFFIELD 13/5-17/5 A city centre private apartment
KNUTSFORD 20/5- 24/5 Convenient annex room in the centre of town.
CHESTER . 27/5- 31/5 Usual high end apartment
JUNE
LEAMINGTON SPA 3/6 - 7/6 My usual apartment by the canal.
PRESTON 10/6 - 14/6 Best hotel just off jc1 M55.
MILTON KEYNES 17/6 21/6 Excellent hotel just outside the city centre
SHREWSBURY 24/6 - 28/6 Usual apartment by the Welsh bridge
JULY
SANFRANCISCO 29/6 - 6/7 Please enquire separately.
CHESTER . 8/7 - 12/7. Usual high end apartment
YORK 17/7- 19/7 Apartment just outside the city centre.
SALFORD QUAYS 22/7 - 26/7 Brand new business hotel in the quays
SWINDON 29/7 - 1/8 Hotel just off the M4.
AUGUST
RUNCORN 5/8 - 9/8 North Cheshire tour jct 12 M56 business hotel.
SOLIHULL 12/8 - 15/8 Best hotel in beautiful Solihull
NOTTINGHAM 20/8 - 23/8 Luxury hotel just off jct 26 M1.
CHESTER 27/8 - 31/8 Beautiful cottage in the city centre.
Oh, baby now let's get down tonight (ba-ba-ba, bum)
Ooh baby, I'm hot just like an oven (heal me my darling, heal me my darling)
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer (heal me my darling, heal me my darling)
It's getting stronger and stronger
When I get that feeling
I want sexual healing
Sexual healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind
Sexual healing baby, is good for me
Sexual healing is something that's good for me
Whenever blue teardrops are fallin'
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and call you up, baby
And honey I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the thing you're dealing
Oh I can tell you, darling, that it's sexual healing
Let's make love tonight
(Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up)
'Cause you do it right
Baby, I got sick this mornin' (heal me my darling, heal me my darling)
A sea was stormin' inside of me
Baby, I think I'm capsizin'(heal me my darling, heal me my darling)
The waves are risin' and risin'
And when I get that feeling
I want sexual healing
Sexual healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us
Sexual healing, baby, it's good for me
Sexual healing is something that's good for me
Well, it's good for me and it's so good to me my baby, oh
Come take control, just grab a hold
Of my body and mind, soon we'll be making it, honey
I'll be feeling fine
You're my medicine, open up and let me in
Darling, you're so great, I can't wait for you to operate
(Heal me my darling)
(Heal me my darling)
I can't wait for you to operate
When I get this feeling (heal me my darling)
I need sexual healing
Oh, when I get this feeling (heal me my darling)
I need sexual healing
I gotta have sexual healing, darling (heal me my darling)
'Cause I'm all alone
I need Sexual healing, darling (heal me my darling)
'Til you come back home (heal me my darling)
Please don't procrastinate
It's not good to masturbate
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Songwriters: David Ritz / Marvin Gaye / Odell Brown
Sexual Healing lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Marvin Gaye – Sexual Healing Lyrics
