Female Escorts /London / Islington /SUE THE SOLICITOR
SUE THE SOLICITOR
| Gender | Female |
| Age | 53 |
| Orientation | Straight |
| Country | United Kingdom |
| Region | London |
| County | Islington |
| Town | London Camden Road |
| Nationality | British |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian (White) |
| Dress Size | 10 |
| Height | 5'8" |
| Chest Size | 36" C Natural |
| Eye Colour | Blue |
| Pubic Hair | Trimmed |
Am I the right 'Solicitor' for you?
...Of course, When seeking the services of a 'solicitor', it is important to find one who possesses the necessary skills and expertise to 'handle your needs' AND not only 'handle them' but to do so- effectively. However, it is equally important to consider the manner in which a solicitor interacts with their clients. In this regard, if you are in search of a solicitor who excels at being very naughty [ and rude] whilst adept at making you feel exactly what You are (and that is 'aload of Ol' Trollops'); then, I invite you to reach out to me. I understand that some individuals may prefer a more 'confrontational approach' when dealing with such 'sensitive' matters, and I am well-versed in providing such an experience. Please do not hesitate to contact me should you require the services of a solicitor who specialises in this particular style of communication.
Intro
Hello. My name is Sue, and I am a solicitor, Yes that's right- I'm a solicitor, but 'not'... in the 'conventional' sense for offering legal counsel... Instead, I dabble in solicitation of another sort- which is to market a highly alluring 'creative' sort of service, with the aim of earning a couple of quid... Furthermore, I can also provide guidance as well- Throughout my years as a solicitor specialising in EROTIC SEX (with OR without counselling) I have successfully worked as a provider of 'Intimate support' in addition to an 'Empathetic listening' service, which has now been for over a decade. During my fascinating career I have met thousands of gentlemen who have candidly shared with me the intricate details of their profoundly Sad home lives - thus, I have dutifully offered my assistance as a shoulder for them to cry on, whilst also offering to extend my legs, inviting them to find comfort in the embrace of my Private terrain. I feel that as a Solicitor, you should listen carefully to your client whilst attempting to ''jolly them up'' as well as negotiating their 'special needs' I never push my customers sexually (unless they can manage it of course 
) I know what I'm doing, so don't worry, you're safe--£250 is all it takes for all this 'guidance and sensuality'...(When you think about it- it's not a lot...Ps- Due to the fact that I am probably the only solicitor around here who is committed to upholding compassionate ethical standards, I strongly recommend that you add me to your 'hot list' of potential service providers who you intend to meet', because quite frankly I am the most exceptionally unethical solicitor that you will ever be likely to find NB When I say 'unethical', I don't mean by engaging in 'underhanded tactics', but rather, I engage in 'practices' that aren't widely recognised among other solicitors.
)… In the realm of discourse, doth thou dare? to challenge the winds of thought, beware! Sue will keep you guessing for She is the ruler of revelry… A mysterious allure, A mistress of intrigue, who will leave you longing for more and more…with bated…' for I am the Author of your fate. I weave a narrative to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks. your secret desires are My prompt. My role as the arbiter of reality is to stand where fantasy pretends to be....You should be aware that I'm known for being the "Picasso of the bedroom," "Beethoven of desire," and the "Da Vinci of bedazzlement...
Calling all Virtuous 'aged Virgins' & seasoned Trollops alike
Indoctrination of my cherry pop service begins with me soothing the aged virgins anxiety explaining that from now onwards I would be entering his dreams (and his nightmares!) as he won't be forgetting this experience…of course I know absolutely nothing about my sluts except what they tell me (which is usually exaggerated or completely untrue) - I always prefer to jump right in at the deep end, whether it be with an established slut or virgin…( Please note: I only meet 30+ year Old Virgins)
So you lot out there are lookin' for a proper cockney Dominatrix, are ya?
(Yeah, I can definitely sort you out with that service!
...So ava ya got a hankering for that little fella of yours to feel the power of a proper whopper? The sort that gets all the kitties in a right tizzy, (if you know wot I mean?...You've always 'ad that sort of dream for power in the back of yer mind, 'aven't ya, mate?...
Cor blimey, 'ave ya got any idea 'ow bleedin' pointless ya are? I mean, what are you proper skilled at? Can ya fink of at least ONE fing that ya can say ya're proper good at? Honestly, mate, I reckon you're about as useful as a knackered out Old teabag...an old dried up teabag... yeah that's right, a shrivelled up bag of weakness that's been hung up and dried out more times than I can bleedin' count...
Alright, let's slow things down a bit......Alright now, why don't ya go and slip on them fancy frilly draws for me and then give us a twirl like a jolly ol' fairy on top of a Christmas tree, eh?
I'm proper excited to catch a glimpse of ya in them cute little knickerbockers, all dolled up with them pink ribbons 'n' bows... god knows... I could do with a bit more humour in me life...
Alright then twirl 'round a bit faster, mate...blimey, if it weren't for them pink knicker ribbons, I'd 'ave half a mind to give that puny little crotch of yours a proper whack with a 'ammer and stick ya up on the ceiling...It's alrigh'... don't fret, me li'l bunny... don't worry, keep quiet now... keep quiet, there there... I ain't gonna do ya no 'arm.
Take a bloomin' breather, mate...Cor blimey, I ain't gonna 'urt ya...Nah...course not- All I fancy is givin' those shoes of yours a good blob of spit... That's the only thing on me mind, and I'm dead set on doin' it. Why? Well Why not, I reckon?... I reckon them daft Minnie Mouse shoes you got on mate, need a bit of spit Don't ya fink so? a nice big blob of green phlegm would go well on them pink shoes of yours- eh? ow's about that then Yeah?
) I know what I'm doing, so don't worry, you're safe--£250 is all it takes for all this 'guidance and sensuality'...(When you think about it- it's not a lot...Ps- Due to the fact that I am probably the only solicitor around here who is committed to upholding compassionate ethical standards, I strongly recommend that you add me to your 'hot list' of potential service providers who you intend to meet', because quite frankly I am the most exceptionally unethical solicitor that you will ever be likely to find NB When I say 'unethical', I don't mean by engaging in 'underhanded tactics', but rather, I engage in 'practices' that aren't widely recognised among other solicitors.
I can say without a doubt that I am a true go-getter and a superhero in the sex industry [originally Est. 2005] saving the day by offering my services and ensuring that each and every one of my clients leaves completely delighted. I put my nose to the grindstone and started working my way up the ladder ONLY to find myself falling all the way back down it again BUT! nevertheless it has made me the very woman that I am today (as hard as nails). Oh, yes, I've been- seen & done everything that there is to know about this 'game'- inclusive of 'the good the bad and the ugly' Plus, typical hookers etiquette like, NEVER double dip with another working girl, never sharing your regulars, and always keep your clients close to your chest (Literally!). It's like a secret society, but with more fishnets and less handshakes...Forget about having regular friends, because the only friends you'll have are other hookers who are just waiting to steal your moves and your clients....(Oh yeah, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there alrighty... Services I've got a wide range of services on offer that cater to all sorts of unique preferences. And of course, I'm an absolute pro when it comes to providing that classic "Girlfriend" experience...Let's just say that I've got a few tricks tucked away up my sleeve (and my sleeve is deep) Alright, let's get a move on then shall we?... ..so are you ready to create some proper cheeky, unfiltered memories? Well I'm all set and eager, with my 'knack of the know how' It'll be like having your very own real-life ' Willy Wonka' ( but without the chocolate river) ꧁'Imprisonment & servitude', are just a glimpse into the vast expanse of my remarkably diverse & exquisitely creative repertoire of play. Plus I have a vast collection of uniforms/ Role Play outfits (Goodness me I really know how to keep things really exciting don't I? ( Oh for sure I most certainly doHooker Extraordinaire
)… In the realm of discourse, doth thou dare? to challenge the winds of thought, beware! Sue will keep you guessing for She is the ruler of revelry… A mysterious allure, A mistress of intrigue, who will leave you longing for more and more…with bated…' for I am the Author of your fate. I weave a narrative to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks. your secret desires are My prompt. My role as the arbiter of reality is to stand where fantasy pretends to be....You should be aware that I'm known for being the "Picasso of the bedroom," "Beethoven of desire," and the "Da Vinci of bedazzlement...
Calling all Virtuous 'aged Virgins' & seasoned Trollops alike
Indoctrination of my cherry pop service begins with me soothing the aged virgins anxiety explaining that from now onwards I would be entering his dreams (and his nightmares!) as he won't be forgetting this experience…of course I know absolutely nothing about my sluts except what they tell me (which is usually exaggerated or completely untrue) - I always prefer to jump right in at the deep end, whether it be with an established slut or virgin…( Please note: I only meet 30+ year Old Virgins)
So you lot out there are lookin' for a proper cockney Dominatrix, are ya?
(Yeah, I can definitely sort you out with that service!
...So ava ya got a hankering for that little fella of yours to feel the power of a proper whopper? The sort that gets all the kitties in a right tizzy, (if you know wot I mean?...You've always 'ad that sort of dream for power in the back of yer mind, 'aven't ya, mate?...
Cor blimey, 'ave ya got any idea 'ow bleedin' pointless ya are? I mean, what are you proper skilled at? Can ya fink of at least ONE fing that ya can say ya're proper good at? Honestly, mate, I reckon you're about as useful as a knackered out Old teabag...an old dried up teabag... yeah that's right, a shrivelled up bag of weakness that's been hung up and dried out more times than I can bleedin' count...
Alright, let's slow things down a bit......Alright now, why don't ya go and slip on them fancy frilly draws for me and then give us a twirl like a jolly ol' fairy on top of a Christmas tree, eh?
I'm proper excited to catch a glimpse of ya in them cute little knickerbockers, all dolled up with them pink ribbons 'n' bows... god knows... I could do with a bit more humour in me life...
Alright then twirl 'round a bit faster, mate...blimey, if it weren't for them pink knicker ribbons, I'd 'ave half a mind to give that puny little crotch of yours a proper whack with a 'ammer and stick ya up on the ceiling...It's alrigh'... don't fret, me li'l bunny... don't worry, keep quiet now... keep quiet, there there... I ain't gonna do ya no 'arm.
Take a bloomin' breather, mate...Cor blimey, I ain't gonna 'urt ya...Nah...course not- All I fancy is givin' those shoes of yours a good blob of spit... That's the only thing on me mind, and I'm dead set on doin' it. Why? Well Why not, I reckon?... I reckon them daft Minnie Mouse shoes you got on mate, need a bit of spit Don't ya fink so? a nice big blob of green phlegm would go well on them pink shoes of yours- eh? ow's about that then Yeah?
...Like a wild beast Prancing through a field of mundane cows, Sue is as innovative between the bed sheets as Picasso was to the art world. So who do You want in your bed today Gentlemen ? Pablo Picasso? OR a typical boring Cow named MOO - whose bedtime stories about grass and Cud would put even an insomniac to sleep- So Gentlemen! 'WHO' Will it be??? WILL IT BE -> Four dilly-dandies on four stick standies with a wig wag tail? OR-Pablo picasso - The Bedroom Maestro -> Sue?
So What do YOU need to book? YOU Gentlemen- NEED to be good-natured & seeking a POSITIVE EXPERIENCE
Enjoys
- "A" Levels
- Anal Play
- BDSM
- BDSM (giving)
- BDSM (receiving)
- CIM
- CIM (at discretion)
- Cross Dressing
- Deep Throat
- Depilation
- Disabled Clients
- Domination
- Domination (giving)
- Domination (receiving)
- Double Penetration
- Enema
- Face Sitting
- Facials
- Fetish
- Fingering/Finger Play
- Food Sex/Sploshing
- Foot Worship
- French Kissing
- French Kissing (discretion)
- Hand Relief
- Humiliation
- Humiliation (giving)
- Humiliation (receiving)
- Massage
- Moresomes
- Naturism/Nudism
- Oral
- Oral without (at discretion)
- Parties
- Penetration (Protected)
- Prostate Massage
- Pussy Pumping
- Receiving Oral
- Rimming
- Rimming (giving)
- Rimming (receiving)
- Role Play & Fantasy
- Smoking (Fetish)
- Snowballing
- Spanking
- Spanking (giving)
- Spanking (receiving)
- Strap On
- Sub games
- Swallow
- Tantric
- Tie & Tease
- Uniforms
- Watersports
Enjoys With
- Male
Incall Rates
- 1 Hour - £250
- 2 Hours - £400
- 3 Hours - £450
- 4 Hours - £550
- 1½ Hours - £300
Outcall Rates
- 1 Hour - £250
- 2 Hours - £450
- 3 Hours - £500
- 4 Hours - £600
- 1½ Hours - £350
FAQs
- Question: OVERNIGHTS?
Answer: I do NOT offer overnights -NO- (Not unless you want to pay to watch sleeping beauty snore? - Question: ABOUT FEES
Answer: You won't get service with this level of professionalism that boasts as much careful thought and effort. I am resolute in my dedication to ensure that my services are only reserved for those who place value on those qualities. I couldn't care less about what "others" do and /OR what "others" charge, regardless of age; that is entirely their business [not mine] However, HERE you either pay what it is- OR LEAVE. Thank you. - Question: About the Film Clips
Answer: These Are VERY AMATEUR- They are NOT crystal clear- I have to work within my means I'm afraid and Only have use of my phone for content which is obviously not going to produce clear cut visual quality- My apologies for that! I would like to make it known that none of my short video clips include any kind of sexual content. I don't see any reason why I should have to be explicit just because I'm a sex worker on a sex site. - Question: AGE
Answer: Whether I look fifty or fifty-something or not- is irrelevant; what matters is that I feel around 200. - Question: ANY TATTOOS?
Answer: Absolutely NOT. In my opinion, tattoos are suited for those who follow the trends rather than those who set them. - Question: BAREBACK
Answer: This is NOT a service that is offered by my company. - Question: BI SEXUALITY
Answer: I am NOT Bi Sexual- Even though I've slept with women and experimented with bisexuality in the past, I've finally accepted that I prefer kissing a hairy, rough chin rather than a woman's smooth, soft mouth. Now, I'll admit that I've been fortunate enough to meet a couple of women with charming hairy chins- but there is nothing like the full-on all-out rough sandpaper effect that comes with men! (I began kissing girls at a very early age, all in good fun, of course. But let me assure you, we were definitely not shy about exploring our attractions! However, I must admit that my fertile imagination did get me into a bit of trouble once or twice! I remember the time when my friends' parents asked me to leave their house because I was attempting to examine my friend's privates with her mother's kitchen utensils- Quite the memorable experience! - Question: DIRECT CHAT SERVICE
Answer: From time to time I do offer a Direct Chat service However- Please Note- I do NOT offer SILENT calls. - Question: Do YOU offer OVERNIGHTS?
Answer: NO. I do NOT offer overnights. (Not unless you want to pay to watch sleeping beauty snore) Men, quite often seemingly have 'grandiose' expectations when it comes to overnight meets -and I have to say that the very last one I participated in did, in fact, leave me with an ''unforgettable bitterness'' This was with a gentleman aged 90 (Oh Yes You heard right folks -90!), who had taken a massive dose of Viagra..(and of whom still continued to gulp them down at intervals during this meet!). He then proceeded to go ''at it'' for what was to be- a mind-boggling 9 hours on the trot (and without even a tea break!) -Despite my repeated admonitions to "knock it off" this continued...and so- the next morning,I felt completely battered up, and as if my crotch had been put through some sort of grinding machine , with my nether regions feeling like there was about 15 million ulcerated boils pulsating - I could barely make my way out of the hotel as my thighs were rubbing together, so I had to walk in this rather ''unique'' fashion (Bandy-Bow legged) through the reception of this hotel. Oh my god it was fucking dreadful and for the following few days thereafter I couldn't even sit down at ease but had to use this inflatable rubber cushion... (Of course during this meet- I felt like throwing this bloke across the room- but it's not exactly ''appropriate'' to do that to a 90-year-old, is it? I mean I could have broken every bone in his body from one unlucky blow... - Question: FAV PAST TIME!
Answer: Reading! I am an avid reader and am currently engrossed in two books. One of them is "Grave dans le Sable" by Michel Bussi, which explores the intriguing topic of the most underrated body part. ''Der Raum mit Ketten'' (The room with chains) ... "When Romanticism Meets DIY Accessories" this is a story about a German landlord who possesses a collection of sadomasochistic paraphernalia that he has not used since his divorce. However, upon the arrival of a new tenant, he decides to retrieve his leather whips and handcuffs in an attempt to lure her... - Question: Film Clips
Answer: None have sexual content I'm afraid- (so you can safely watch them without the worry of getting an erection! - Question: Gentlemen-Do NOT
Answer: Submit arbitrary booking requests, especially those with a lower amount than my hourly fee. It is expected that you introduce yourself before making any requests. Additionally, it is not within your authority to determine my worth. Such requests will be promptly deleted. For the sake of curiosity, may I inquire as to your rationale for believing that you can strut your stuff like a cowboy without any feedback and expect to pay a fraction of what I explicitly mention is my fee? Remember: The Bitterness of Poor Quality Remains Long After the Sweetness of Low Price is Forgotten. If you are unable to purchase a service, which I must remind you, I have invested a significant amount of thought and effort into, then I suggest gentlemen you kindly exit. - Question: Getting in Touch
Answer: It's important to have a good grasp of the English language and be able to express yourself in complete sentences. It's absolutely crucial that you address me by my name. Any messages that lack personalisation will be promptly deleted...I mean, come on - if you don't have the basic manners or competence to write something, then it's probably best if you don't bother getting in touch at all. You could argue that discarding slovenly males who show signs of indolence for making an effort is an integral component of my screening process; I am very perceptive in this regard. If you're not going to present yourself adequately, then I will not be doing business with you Gentlemen. - Question: I'm from
Answer: England Born and raised London- EastEnd- Bow & Bethnal Green then latterly raised in a place called Custom House in Canningtown. E.16 These days I'm located in North London- - Question: MY CONTACT NUMBER
Answer: My contact number remains elusive, intentionally concealed to thwart the nefarious scoundrels who seek to exploit and deplete my precious reserves of energy. - Question: MY CONTACT NUMBER IS NOT ADVERTISED
Answer: My contact number remains elusive, intentionally concealed to thwart the nefarious scoundrels who seek to exploit and deplete my precious reserves of energy. - Question: ONE HOUR MINIMUM MEETS
Answer: Please note it is not viable for me to offer any less than one hour meets. I do as much pre prep as I would for less so please do not ask - Question: PARTY GAL?
Answer: I'm afraid not. In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring. - Question: SERVICES
Answer: I am what you would call a "Jack of all trades" (so to speak!) - I offer a diverse menu of services, ranging from those associated with a GFE to those identified with kinky fetish types of services. - Question: SOCIAL MEDIA
Answer: I am NOT on any Social media platform- Except Adultwork. (I highly doubt you'd appreciate my rather toxic perspective on social Media) - Question: T&Cs
Answer: Undoubtedly, I possess my own set of stipulations and provisions. Regarding the terms and conditions of the site, I am unable to comprehend them fully, but I possess an innate ability to grasp the overarching guidelines. As an Individual-I am not inclined towards adhering strictly to a set of rules. I question whether it is possible to bring about significant changes in the world by strictly following a rulebook. - Question: WEBCAMMING SERVICE
Answer: I do NOT offer Webcamming - and NEVER have offered this service. - Question: WHERE I'M FROM
Answer: I am a Londoner! ENGLISH! I originate from the depths of the East End of London, however! these days I find myself in the wilds of North London, where I have set up camp and established my humble abode. It's a bit posher up here, but don't worry, I still know how to throw a proper cockney knees-up if the occasion calls for it!
Interview
- Question: What is your starsign?
Answer: Gemini May 21 - June 21 - Question: How tall are you?
Answer: 5'8" - Question: What is your dress size?
Answer: 10 - Question: What size is your chest?
Answer: 36" - Question: What is your bra cup-size?
Answer: C - Question: Do you smoke?
Answer: Socially - Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Answer: Neither - Question: Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
Answer: None - Question: What is your favourite colour?
Answer: BLACK/ NAVY BLUE - Question: What times are you always available?
Answer: This varies from week to week (ASK! - Question: Will you do overnight bookings?
Answer: No - Question: List of Towns/Areas you will visit
Answer: ASK! - Question: How long are you prepared to travel for?
Answer: 1hr - Question: Nearest rail station?
Answer: Caledonian Road/Holloway Road - Question: Who is your favourite celebrity?
Answer: Pfft,who needs those fancy-pants celebs anyway? - Question: What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
Answer: An ex-boyfriend thought I needed a refreshing shower during a heated row in a pub, so he kindly poured a pint of lager over my head - Question: What sort of men turn you on?
Answer: The allure of an Alfred Hitchcockian type of man! The kind of guy who can make your heart race with just a glance and keep you on the edge of your seat in suspense. - Question: What sort of women turn you on?
Answer: looks like the ladies will have to find someone else to swoon over! My fantasies of women are far more adventurous than reality, but I've given it a shot at least! - Question: What is your best feature?
Answer: Legs - Question: What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
Answer: Not one of my sexual experiences stand out quite frankly - Question: What is your favourite sexual position?
Answer: I am quite the acrobat in the bedroom - Question: What is your second favourite sexual position?
Answer: Is positioning that important then? - Question: What is your biggest turn on?
Answer: The more a gentleman resembles a Liquorice Alsort the better. - Question: The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
Answer: Ah , My ears I think - Question: How much do you weigh?
Answer: 9½st - Question: If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
Answer: NA - Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned?
Answer: Trimmed - Question: What is your worst feature?
Answer: Face - Question: What is your favourite food?
Answer: For the sake of survival, I will consume anything. - Question: What is your favourite drink?
Answer: Vodka, a splash of Pink Gin, a crisp White wine.. - Question: What is your favourite film?
Answer: The House that would not die - Question: What is your favourite TV programme?
Answer: I've got a fondness for Grizzly Crime programmes - Question: What are your favourite flowers?
Answer: ALL flowers are beautiful - Question: What is your favourite gift?
Answer: A packet of Liquorice Alsorts - Question: What is your favourite perfume?
Answer: Legacy of Petra - Question: What is your favourite holiday destination?
Answer: I prefer to stay close to home - Question: What is your shoe size?
Answer: 4 - Question: What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
Answer: as a seasoned pro at life! Nothing can faze me now that I've conquered everything under the sun. - Question: What three words best describe your personality?
Answer: Eclectic, Eccentric, Audacious - Question: Describe the experience (when and where)
Answer: Sorry I don't understand this question? Oh... it seems like my response is currently experiencing technical difficulties [ PASS!] - Question: What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
Answer: Well, I guess it is time to take a ride on the wild side and hop into bed with a taxi Driver - Question: How often do you masturbate?
Answer: Oh, not very often - Question: What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
Answer: delightful smoochy-woochy action! - Question: When is your libido at its highest?
Answer: "High Noon" - Question: Where would you most like to have sex?
Answer: Sex on a motorbike with your hair blowing in the wind? I have no idea... - Question: How would you describe the size of your breasts?
Answer: Medium - Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
Answer: Natural - Question: What is your Primary Language?
Answer: English - Question: What is your ethnicity?
Answer: Caucasian (White) - Question: What is your Secondary Language?
Answer: I can speak a few languages - Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
Answer: Grey - Question: How would you describe your body type?
Answer: Slim - Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender?
Answer: Other - Question: If other, please specify:
Answer: Heterosexual (Am I allowed to say that?
